Once, there was an Iraqi man, who suddenly found a magic lamp, so he started rubbing the lamp, and a jinni went out saying: "Your wish is my command!"
The Iraqi guy said:"I want you to build a bridge between Iraq and the USA!"
The jinni said: "You should ask me for something possible! How on earth can i build a bridge from here to America?! That's just impossible!!"
The Iraqi said: "Alright then! I want peace in Iraq!"
The jinni thought for a while, then asked the Iraqi:
"So about this bridge you want, should it be a two-lane or a four-lane bridge?!"
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